Yeah, so it's 2021 huh? Let's see if I still got it They be yelling out, "Webby's here" Yeah I'm back, just like every year Pour the Belvedere and cheers I'm 'bout to get in gear Mmm, that ain't strong enough go and get my Everclear Put my feet up on the dash and let the devil steer Someone bring the drugs out, you can go and set them here Just give me a second you know until my head is clear Do not attempt this at home you heard me? Great, now where were we I'm cold as a McFlurry More stripes than Bill Murray Rockin' a Knicks jersey Hit a three and dip early Speaking so wordy they know that I'm sick, surely My sword's sharp, best bring the shield like Nick Fury I'm Ragnar with the axe and I'm slashing them into fragments Attacking them with a passion they flabbergasted and gaspin' On fire like Rapidash or they grabbed a latch on a wagon But at best, you're a fucking book of matches, I'm a dragon I mean, if you step into my ring you'll get a violent throttle Break your spinal column have you walking with some kind of waddle My design is hostile So if you step I'll grab your head and take the face off it like an Aunt Jemima bottle Huh, yeah I know I'm inappropriate But still I keep them coming back think I'm slinging opiates Holy shit, Webby the dopest flow and you know this shit Me and JP in the stu, we Shaq and Kobe it Often felonious, with criminal associates Only thing I would suggest is not to go with this I'm a rap god just ask your local theologist Webby cold like the war with the Soviets I'm a hip-hopper and multiple pill popper So much in the bag you would think I'm a real doctor Truer fine talent in a world of TikTokers Fake lip Onlyfans chicks with big knockers What the fuck happened? Where's the damn talent? Why are all these rappers doing a dance challenge? Why these chick's ass so big they off balance? Why do y'all follow this shit, that's all I'm asking? Jeez, in my day this shit would've never sold Fuck, guess I ain't a spring chicken no more Guess the world don't look the same from where I'm sittin' no more Everyone gettin' offended, blocked, and unfriended Playing into stories like the media intended The truth getting blurred and blended, unrendered Cancel careers, torn down and ended People always so up in they feelings I've tried To talk sense to 'em but they just get triggered and cry While these sheep killing my vibe For sitting outside Without a mask on like that's why they really gonna die Listen bitch, can't you see I'm like fifty feet away Trying to smoke a cigarette Where should I go? Lead the way Give a fuck either way Don't be coming in my space You don't wanna get my germs then get the fuck up out my face Yeah, I'm known to take shots give a fuck if you're way far My Picatinny rail's got a scope with a laser The second amendment support and loading my AR And *baow* blow your ass right off of the radar My day starts with eating rabbits for breakfast I'm back with a vengeance Time to snap them back to they senses I'm back on the fields so get to heading back to the benches Or Imma catch a couple bodies they can add to my sentence Don't wanna try it man I'll kick you right up in your diaphragm Punches all connect like the circles in Venn diagrams Fly as Ironman The moves I make shit y'all only see the hat like Fetty Wap in an eye exam My title stands if you get at me My raw thoughts going sick on my enemies I be tripping zoned out on some LSD Selling dick pics for bitcoin is NFD's Jeez, and now I'm back to take it undomesticated Uncontrollable, unruly, and unvaccinated And when they telling me I can't say that I'll tell them suck a dick, bitch, Webby Wednesday's back Yo, Nox, turn that mic up man I gotta talk to these people let them know something real serious Webby Wednesday's back and I ain't fucking around this year either This is not fucking game. Y'all ready for a show? Let's go