Yo yo Ay, it's Chris Webby… Jamo Neat check it I'm the definition of half cool half nerd With a masters and bachelors in bad words Aw jeez, im cool as a fall breeze With this weed up in my hand they be callin it palm trees Often hated, imitated but never duplicated baby that's why I made it I'm fucking famous listen I don't got to explain shit Cuz I been killing mics since Big Tigger was still in the basement I'm as agile as a ring-tailed lemur Solo shit to my features I'm murderous through your speakers I'll fucking hold Dick Chaney's head underwater While I seduce and have sex with his lesbian daughter Cuz I'm always rapping my balls off See my going 80 down Cahuenga Hitting people in the cross walk They're all talk, me? I rap great Competition can't respond they just text me a sad face Cuz uhh it's my time, give a fuck what you watch say Roll around a Comicon with bitches dressed for cosplay So yeah baby show me what that head do, penis in the popcorn While we out seeing Ted 2 Now I'm L.A living with some L.A bitches and a membership to L.A fitness So I, shoulder shrug you off no matter what the cost Independent, I'm my own motherfucking boss I'm spitting fire, so start evacuating All systems go warp drive activating And my cloud pen loaded with that hash I'm blazing Chilling in the cut like Basset Tracy GTA in a army truck while it waving big bills Darkwing Duck See I'm on that uncle scrooge I'm on that Donald too All you here is Aflac from my pockets dude I got allot to lose but I won't go Always keep a microphone within a stones throw And I'm stoned bro but I'm dope as shit Making bread got a whole day's loaf of it And you know I'm sick Yeah yeah, yeah I'm never stopping chump Seeing me losing is like seeing El Chapo out in fucking public voting Donald Trump Speaking of Donald Trump, fuck that dude, fuck Jeb Bush And his brother and his dad too Matter a fact, fuck the motherfucking government And all the companies behind the scenes that's really running shit Koch Industries really be crooked as Austin Powers Dentistry But that just the country that we living be So I light one up and I exhale As watch the crisscrossing of the chem trails Were all fucked but for now a just enjoy the little things Like spitting bars here for DJ ENUFFHH What! Getting gritty Spitting bars That's what we do (This is the talk shit part) Yeah, you know I'm from Connecticut fuck it Some people be like "oh motherfuckers from Connecticut, they can't rap" Well they can't rap? Really? Really? "Oh, Kids from the suburbs they can't rap" Really? Really? Well, I've been practicing for long a time now And uhh there is affirmative action in hip-hop nowadays And white guys are aloud to do this shit to you know Yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah Yeah yeah Spittin bars then we taping them, rolling up weed then we blazing in them I play to win, and you know im coming through White boy always drunk up off my Jameson Its like that and I'm playing for keeps Go hit, iTunes, Jamo Neat My new shit and you know I come through I spit it tough while I'm up in the booth here with DJ ENUFFHH What, you know we coming through Doing it my way used to watch dude cutting it up freestyle Friday Uh 106 apart spit with heart none ever coming through And you know I glow in the dark Cuz I'm so white need a black light, rap tight Wanna mess with me then you'll get smacked right smacked left When I come through I do it to death and I got the belt Webby is the best I'm the fucking nature boy when I come through I'm blazing n' making noise You will get destroyed like a U571 tell em son cuz you know I come through Larry the cable guy get her done And that's just how I go when I be flowing and no one ever messing with me I stay provoking the illest shit that you've ever seen Cuz I'm getting cream, I got sharper flow than the claws of Wolverine I'm coming through and doing it this shit you know I rhyme hot Can't see me look me in the eyes bitch I'm Cyclops And that just how I go and when I speak A And uhh control your mind fucking Jean Grey And speak for days when I come through With the weed that I blaze No one ever speaking with me I went to GFA, that's green farms academy And I went to private school so im smart as fuck come and battle me And you will see that that will be a travesty, catastrophe No one ever mess and will be slapping the head off of your shoulders adequately You know I'm coming through You know I'm fucking hotter than the summer dude And ill fuck your boo in the back of my Chevvy No one could ever test me Forgot the name then its Christian to the comma to the Webby I'll be nice when I'm rocking it No one ever testing my engine revving We here at Hot 97 and you know that I be getting And you know I'm on with them, drinking my Whisky like Ray Donavon Up on show time I flow rhymes nobody's better It Webster Killin the beat call me Dexter That's just how I go when I flow I'm the man bro Boss in the game like I'm Anthony Soprano And just how I'm going and flowing and showing you What I came here to do drop bars part 2 And you know I'm going in And I'm flowing of the top I spit this shit like a George Foreman stay hot On the griddle, I so hot that this shit sizzles And I do this shit way more than a little And you know I'm coming through And you know I got bars And no one ever messing cuz you know I spit hard Since I was on the fucking recess yard I spit this shit and no one in the game ever gonna fuck with Chris I'm on this, I'm on Whisky, no one can get me Dawg I spit it swiftly, no one ever get me You cannot test its Chris Webby dawg Connecticut is on my chest And that's what I rep You know that I just speak rhymes Shout to the clothing line D9 that gave me my shit And now I'm blazing my spliff And after that I will fukin, stick my dick your chick Fuck it!