Ye ye yeah It all started when I met her couldn't help but to sweat her She was bad - so I hit her with that "hey, I'm Chris Webster" Spit a little game had some drinks when I left her She handed me a number and suggested that I texted her Weeks went by and I'm scrolling through my whole index Saw the name Susie so I send her an emoji text - kissy face Then I got an "oh hey you", "what up yo" "Nothing boo, let's get drunk, come through" Get her address and I GPS'ed it Thinking we gon' have some drink and dinner over Netflix Maybe smoke a joint, then later have some sex with Her, not knowing that she's crazy and obsessive Got there, she had four cats now I got alarms going Off in my brain but she was hot so I ignored 'em Posters of me on her wall now my eyes open To the fact this bitch is psycho now the shit is really showing I had one drink and my eyes got lower Speak started slurring and my mind got slower Then I realized I got roofied and I'm fucking fell over "Welcome here, silly pants, come sit with me on the sofa" "FUCK, this is not good, Chris, hold it together, dude" "Now you're mine, Christian, we'll be together forever boo" "This is bad, this is bad, I can't even stand yo" Then my vision cuts to black, like the end of The Sopranos I met a girl once, her name was Susie Little did I know that she already knew me I got a number and I hollered in a few weeks Unaware she was a bad shit groupie Went to her house, tryna get some gucci Had a drink and I started feeling woozy Then I realized, I got roofied And I just thought we'd get some dinner and a movie Woke up the next day, handcuffed to aheadboard Butt ass naked, hickies everywhere Neck sore, dick sore, leg sore This is what I get for trustin' bitches When I break free, oh you gone get yours Vision blurry and my memory's shitty In a dark ass basement, where the fuck is she? Probably upstairs with her cats, watching Sex and the City I need to break free, come on now, Webby be widdy See my pants on the ground and I grab 'em with my foot Kick 'em up to where my hands are at, let's get ourselves a look What do you know, I got an adderal up in my left pocket So I popped it, (da dada dadah) don't need a locksmith Rip those cuffs off like Kong in captivity Put my socks on and hear "No, you can't freaking leave, you're all mine" "Crazy ass bitch, are you kidding me?" Then she pulled a steak knife out and tried sticking me I ran around and then I sprinted up the fucking stairs Still wearing only my socks, not even my underwear She's chasing me and I can't remember where the door is She made it to the kitchen, throwing silverware a fork hit My bare dick - then I took a spoon to my left nut "You wanna play bitch, okay, well guess what?" But I had nothing to follow that statement So I started to charge her at the full speed buttnaked I met a girl once, her name was Susie Little did I know that she already knew me I got a number and I hollered in a few weeks Unaware she was a bad shit groupie Went to her house, tryna get some gucci Had a drink and I started feeling woozy Then I realized, I got roofied And I just thought we'd get some dinner and a movie I was halfway to her then her cats start attacking me Swiping at my penis, jumping on my back scratching me Grab 'em by the tail, and I swung 'em like some nun-chucks Ron Jeremy style, beat those pussies the fuck up "Don't hurt my fucking cats, I'll kill you, I really will yo" Then I tackled her ass through a glass window We fell down, she looked around and grabbed a sharp glass shard And stabbed me in the ribs, then she stabbed me in the abs hard Then she broke away, I started bleeding out And I seen her runnin' towards the fucking neighbours house Grabbed a stick up off the lawn and threw it hard Done, she stumbled, tripped and fell face down in the neighbours garden Caught up to this bitch, step up in some mud and slipped Laying in the grass "someone call 9-1-1 quick" Looked and seen Susie knocked out on a damn tomato plant Neighbours calling cops and reporting a crazy naked man Drag myself bleedin' right up to the driveway Got quick in my car and hit top speed on the highway Made it to the hospital, bloody, nude and exhausted Almost didn't make it, the doctor just couldn't call it But I did and I never heard from Susie again Now I'll never touch another fucking groupie again Never be that fucking thirsty for the gucci again And meet a chick for dinner and a fucking movie again