Blame it all on bat poop
Now there's nothing to do
But day drink until it all ends
My crew can't come near
I'm social distancin' here
Am I losing my mind well, that depends
Made new friends with my broom
And my Dyson vac too
Turns out Swiffer can pour a mean drink
Ms. Shovel ain't bad, but hogs the covers in bed
I love 'em but, man, it's a shame
Cause I had real friends before Covid
Didn't have to pretend
That this ball I'm holdin's real name is Shane
"What's up Shane?"
It just ain't the same
Yeah, I remember when we could be together
We could high five hands without Purell lather
Oh, I had real friends before Covid
Well, I had my first date
And Alexa was great!
In the end she said, it wouldn't last
Then I started to wink
At my Peloton screen
But she kept on ridin' my a-a-a-a...
I tried to hang out with shoe
But he was kind of a douche
And lamp was always on the phone
My old Crossfit shirt was good listener, for sure
But I'm sick of being alone!
Cause I had real friends before Covid
Didn't have to pretend that this plant I'm growin'
Can play charades
He sucks every game
Yeah, I remember when we could be together
We could high five hands without Purell lather
Yeah, I had real friends before Covid
Oh, I had real friends before Covid
I can hang out with them [?]
I'm missin' them while I stay at home
And I'm so sick of plannin' out my Zoom callin'
Oh, I had real friends before Covid
Cause I had real friends before Covid
