Howdy Miss? That old two finger pour is lookin' thin I'd love to fill it to the top again And barstool get to know ya a little better Don't mean to pry But I overheard you say, "He said goodbye" And I thought that maybe I could be the guy To clear that mind of yours If you want, I reckon we can turn this "Howdy?" into "How you doin'?" Into "How about me and you do-si-do around this Room until we're spinnin' circles like a record?" Two-steppin' our way right into somethin' better How'd he ever let you go? How'd he ever walk away? He must've gone and hopped on a crazy train How'd he ever let himself let another old John Wayne Come up and cowboy say? "Howdy?" "Baby, howdy? Baby, howdy?" Pardon me I never even asked you your name I guess I got carried away In the way you're sittin' pretty, smilin' picture perfect Like I ain't the only one that's wantin' to work this "Howdy?" into "How you doin'?" Into "How about me and you do-si-do around this Room until we're spinnin' circles like a record?" Two-steppin' our way right into somethin' better How'd he ever let you go? How'd he ever walk away? He must've gone and hopped on a crazy train How'd he ever let himself let another old John Wayne Come up and cowboy say? "Howdy?" "Baby, howdy? Baby, howdy?" Wanna turn a whiskey sip into a whiskey kiss Turn my Chevrolet into what you're gettin' in Ain't thought it out, no, I ain't made a plan Just Johnnie walkin' over, girl, to see if I can turn "Howdy?" into "How you doin'?" Into "How about me and you do-si-do around this Room until we're spinnin' circles like a record?" Two-steppin' our way right into somethin' better How'd he ever let you go? How'd he ever walk away? He must've gone and hopped on a crazy train How'd he ever let himself let another old John Wayne Come up and cowboy say? "Howdy?" "Baby, howdy? Baby, howdy?" "Howdy?" "Baby, howdy? Baby, howdy?" Howdy Miss? That old two finger pour is lookin' thin