It was an ice cold night, a full fucking moon
Little kids finna go to bed pretty soon
So I'ma wait about two hours
Before I slide up in their mama
Because when I hit their mama
She just gotta scream and holler
Then I stood right down the stairs
And don't you know I saw an elf staring
At me through the fucking window
I said, damn, hold up, had to take a pause
Then I looked over his shoulder
Seen Santa fuckin' Claus
In a truck looking like an Amazon truck
That said, "Ho, ho, ho, get your banions up"
Santa had a bitch, she was riding shotty
She hopped up out the truck and started twerkin'
Hella body
I say, whoa
The elves started fucking heel-toein'
Santa's truck had a sound system
It was going with lights in that bitch
Bunch of packages and shit
Santa put a beat on
I start rappin' on that bitch
All the packages was wrapped up in real money
Santa upped the strap and said
"I bet nobody steal from me"
The elves finished dropping off the gifts
That were left in the truck
Started levitating, flew off, and they left
Santa, save me
Santa, I've been really good lately
Santa, won't you come down here and pay me
Santa, won't you come down here and pay me
Santa, save me
Santa, I've been really good lately
Santa, won't you come down here and pay me
Santa, won't you come down here...
Santa dropped his keys
But he couldn't hear me shout
When he get back to the North Pole
He gon' be locked out
So I hopped up in the Cybertruck
And tracked his ass down
I found him on St. Clair
Headed downtown
He must've had some elves in the hood
Dropping gifts
'Cause he was sitting on the hood of his truck
Blowing spliffs
I gave my nigga keys
He said, "Good looking out"
He pulled a hundred bands out
He tossed it to me and was out
Santa, save me
Santa, I've been really good lately
Santa, won't you come down here and pay me
Santa, won't you come down here and pay me
Santa, save me
Santa, I've been really good lately
Santa, won't you come down here and pay me
Santa, won't you come down here and...
What's up?
