People say I'm crazy, I'm loony, I'm psycho I like it; I got my shit checked like Nike Doctor said he'd never seen anything like me Chances of recovery are nil to not likely Boy so crazy make your baby momma look sane Kickin thoughts around like he got a loose brain I got a whiskey, sour, sober until I fall down like it's mid-October Young Young Hova, boy I say for goodness sake I'm in my prime like I'm standin on my dinner plate You niggaz innerspace cause you come up Martin Short I'm so fly I don't need a right wing from Drudge Report Ahh! Stay wildin like me! Ahh! My name Bam-B! People say I'm angry; but if you're happy, you're crazy I'm violent, so I've got a blue belt from Renzo Gracie Read the news today, oh boy, some kids are dead Pulled the covers over my head and went straight back to bed Cause even my good days are generally bad At my happiest - I'm just slightly less sad And I get mad if you're glad to be alive cause I had a chance at a happy life, good mom, good dad Seriously trust me, you wouldn't wanna be me The best days of my life involve leftovers and TV I got almost no friends and I don't know how to handle this Even the friends I do got are all moving to Los Angeles Even I'm tired of my whining, even I don't want no more of me I whine more than a three-year-old, multiplied by Morrisey Every time I meet someone who wants to be my friend The first thought that I have is "Yo what the fuck is wrong with them?" I go through life with my fists up fut trust me my fists are all full of handfuls of Wellbutrin and Risperdal I'm depressed y'all, someone please help me (please help me) Seriously (seriously right now) help me I like the Risperdal better than the Wellbutrin I'm good with the N, no not the Nina Mean I'm good with the hammer so I'll fix your broke heater And not your bro Keeter, I don't tote guns I never had white so I never needed one And the hood respect me, I rose from the ashes Call me the phoenix in the clear rim glasses They saw me work, without that work Now I got my own (Enterprise), call me (Kirk) And I'm born on an air force base, so I'm fly Move out to Decatur, that's Atlanta's Bed-Stuy I got that pink like pussy Got that pussy (Day 'N Nite) so they call me Kid Cudi Bitch!