This is a band
We are two mans
And you must understand
That we mean fun
So everyone
Get up and clap your hands
Buckle down and feel the seismic shift
Of the party inside my pants
Take a glance at your desperate soul
Lose control and add on my trance
OH!

We're here to show you motherfuckers the reason
We get paid up front in bricks of gold
So get familiar with the way that this feels
Open up your mouth and swallow us whole

Bow tie is straight
Ascot looks great
Ready to lay some pipe
On all you cats
Vermins and rats
Under my purple lights
I bet you never felt you might hand clap
Shake the shoes right off your feet
We decorate and excavate your house
Put your family back out on the street
OH!

We're here to show you motherfuckers the reason
We get paid up front in bricks of gold
So get familiar with the way that this feels
Open up your mouth and swallow us whole
(2x)

We're here to welcome...
Pleasure's all mine

But we must warn you...
Shit could fuck with your mind

We're here to welcome...
Pleasure's all mine

But we must warn you...
Shit could fuck with your mind

We're here to show you motherfuckers the reason
We get paid up front in bricks of gold
So get familiar with the way that this feels
Open up your mouth and swallow us whole
(2x)