Girl, you know there's only two red lights
Between your house and mine
Some nights they both turn green at the same time
And the stars align

Yeah, tell me, what a boy to do?
Has the same itch as a girl like you
I got my whiskey, you got your wine
The phone starts ringing right on time

You only call me when you're drunk
I always want you when I'm drinking
All we do is just hook up
Try to fall and call it love
That's because
You only call me when you're drunk

Tell me, is it ever really gonna change?
The sun comes up and you run away
Tell me why ever single time you find my name
I pick up, always do
There ain't nothing new

You only call me when you're drunk
I always want you when I'm drinking
All we do is just hook up
Try to fall and call it love
That's because
You only call me

You only call me when it's late enough
When you've had too much
You ain't gotta say too much
You know I love
That you call me when you're drunk
Oh, yes, you do

You only call me when you're drunk
And I always want you when I'm drinking, baby
All we do is just hook up
Try to fall and call it love
That's because, baby
You only call me
You only call me when you're drunk

You only call me
You only call me when you're—
You only call me when you're drunk