Now when I was young my Momma read me nursery rhymes beside my bed Though they sounded mighty fine they made no sense to me Now that I am all grown up it seems my nights have changed such So I went out and made me up a nursery rhyme for me [Chorus] It goes bar light bar bright First bar that I see tonight Wish I may wish I might Find someone to hold me tight Hey diddle diddle a man with a fiddle and the Girls sings along with the tune Just a one more dance til you turn off the lights and You can shut down this saloon Well I never understood How a big ole gal could raise no kids in a shoe And any old jack that goes jumping a candle Needs to find something better to do Rub a dub dub 3 men in a tub sure sounds kinda funny to me So I made up a honky tonk nursery rhyme And it's the only one I'll sing [Chorus] Well I never understood How a big ole gal could raise no kids in a shoe And any old jack that goes jumping a Candle needs to find something better to do Rub a dub dub 3 men in a tub sure sounds kinda funny to me So I made up a honky tonk nursery rhyme And it's the only one I'll sing