Everyone's heard of the Whisky A Go Go It's a place where people go just to go-go But I'm gonna open a place where there's a sad look on everyone's face And I'll call that lonely place Tears A Go-Go You won't be allowed to go in Unless you look like you've lost your best friend But when you finally get inside, a-just forget all your foolish pride And break right down and cry tears a go-go And just to make you feel right at home There will be a sad song playin' all night long Yeah, and to keep from spoilin' the blue atmosphere You will be asked to leave if, on your face, a smile appears The doors will never close at Tears A Go-Go Just go right in and let your tears flow We will have our own in-crown, together we will cry out loud Happy people won't be allowed at Tears A Go-Go Happy people won't be allowed at Tears A Go-Go Happy people won't be allowed at Tears A Go-Go