I see a great big sign on a 
way street goin'down the 
wrong way who do I meet a big
policeman walkin' his beat 
everything I do is wrong.

Everything I do is wrong for
me everything I do is wrong
I just don't see how I'm gonna
get along 'cause everything I 
do is wrong.

Well I'm busy getting ready for 
a big date rushin like a mad man 
to keep from being late I take a
wrong turn and wind up in another
state everything I do is wrong.

Everything I do is wrong for
me everything I do is wrong
I just don't see how I'm gonna
get along 'cause everything I 
do is wrong.

Well I hate to be the type of a 
guy to complain but everytime I
wash my car its bound to rain I
take a trip North and catch a 
South bound train everything I do
is wrong.

Everything I do is wrong for
me everything I do is wrong
I just don't see how I'm gonna
get along 'cause everything I 
do is wrong. 

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm 

..... everything I do is wrong.