I see a great big sign on a way street goin'down the wrong way who do I meet a big policeman walkin' his beat everything I do is wrong. Everything I do is wrong for me everything I do is wrong I just don't see how I'm gonna get along 'cause everything I do is wrong. Well I'm busy getting ready for a big date rushin like a mad man to keep from being late I take a wrong turn and wind up in another state everything I do is wrong. Everything I do is wrong for me everything I do is wrong I just don't see how I'm gonna get along 'cause everything I do is wrong. Well I hate to be the type of a guy to complain but everytime I wash my car its bound to rain I take a trip North and catch a South bound train everything I do is wrong. Everything I do is wrong for me everything I do is wrong I just don't see how I'm gonna get along 'cause everything I do is wrong. mmmmmmmmmmmmmm ..... everything I do is wrong.