My baby plays me just like a fiddle She knows I love her a lot not a little I'm just a stick that she likes to whittle I got a heart and she's in the middle of it I got the hoe cakes she's got the griddle My baby plays me just like a fiddle I come home at night She wants to go dancin' I'm so doggone tired I just don't feel like romancin' Then she walks into the room With those blue jeans painted on Then I change my tune It's always the same old song My baby plays me just like a fiddle She knows I love her a lot not a little I'm just a stick that she likes to whittle I got a heart and she's in the middle of it I got the hoe cakes she's got the griddle My baby plays me just like a fiddle My buddies call to ask If I want to go fishin' For some large mouth bass Then she says she's been wishin' We could stay at home Then she gives me that look She's got that red dress on And she's got me on the hook My baby plays me just like a fiddle She knows I love her a lot not a little I'm just a stick that she likes to whittle I got a heart and she's in the middle of it I got the hoe cakes she's got the griddle My baby plays me just like a fiddle She's goes to the stereo Takes of my Lynyrd Skynyrd She puts on Julio And the light starts gettin' dimmer She says I love you Puts them arms around my neck I smell French perfume And I know what's coming next My baby plays me just like a fiddle She knows I love her a lot not a little I'm just a stick that she likes to whittle I got a heart and she's in the middle of it I got the hoe cakes she's got the griddle My baby plays me just like a fiddle My baby plays me just like a fiddle