Tell me something, tell me something good I wouldn't be in here if I wasn't so misunderstood When the same signs flashing, I know what to do Think I'd sit right down and have myself a cry or two It's smoky here in this barroom And frankly, I can't feel a thing Though it's smoky you can see the heartache I might smile but I suffer for you only Yes ma'am this barroom sure is smoky Five or six or seven of em, eight at a time They come in here and populate these stools each night Yes we'll keep on popping, keep on popping them tops There ain't a cloud outside but in here the rain it never stops It's smoky here in this barroom And frankly, I can't feel a thing Though it's smoky you can see the heartache I might smile but I suffer for you only Yes ma'am this barroom sure is smoky