It's coming on Christmas They're cutting down trees Putting up the reindeer Singing songs of joy and peace I wish I had a river I could skate away on But it don't snow here You know, it stays pretty green I'm gonna make a lot of money Then I'm gonna quit this crazy scene I wish I had a river I could skate away on I wish I had a river so long I'd teach my feet to fly I wish I had a river I could skate away on I made my baby cry He tried hard to help me You know, he put me at ease And he loved me so naughty Made me weak in the knees I wish I had a river I could skate away on I'm so hard to handle And I'm selfish, and I'm sad Now, I've gone and lost the best baby that I ever had I wish I had a river I could skate away on I wish I had a river so long I'd teach my feet to fly I wish I had a river I could skate away on I made my baby say goodbye It's coming on Christmas Cutting down trees Putting up the reindeer Singing songs of joy and peace I wish I had a river I could skate away on