You know, I've been wanting to hear
Them tambourines, triangles, cowbells, all that shi—!

Ow!
Ah-ha!
Yea-hey!
Alright!
You know it

Ow!
Ah-ha!
Yea-hey!
Alright!
C'mon

Does anybody up in here remember (what?)
How good music is supposed to make you feel?
Lift your spirit up high
Just enough to get by
And everything that they was talking about was real
(Uh)

Well I'm a big, black, bad motherfucker
And I can handle it, put the weight on me
I said come up to the front
I got everything you want
You better get up of your ass and come and see...

I'm serious
They don't make 'em like me no more
I'm serious (Are you serious?)
They don't make 'em like me no more
Hoo!

Ah-ha!
Yea-hey!
Alright!
You know it

Ow! (Sing it, girl!)
Ah-ha!
Yea-hey!
You know it!
C'mon (Alright)

I came here to set this place on fire
And hear all the sexy people scream my name
(Lo!)
Come live it up tonight
'Cause everything's alright
Shake your body, girl, don't show no shame

Well I'm a big, black, sexy motherfucker
And don't be surprised if your old lady want me (He's surprised)
I said come up to the front
I got everything you want
You better get up of your ass and come and see...
(Got to come see it, babe)

I'm serious
They don't make 'em like me no more
I'm serious (Are you serious?)
They don't make 'em like me no more
Hoo!

Ah-ha!
Yea-hey! (Mirror, mirror, mirror...)
Alright!
You know it

Ah-ha! (Say it baby)
Yea-hey!
Alright! (Alright baby)
C'mon

Sing, "La-la-la-la-la-la"
(La-la-la-la-la-la)
La-la-la-la-la-la!
(La-la-la-la-la-la!)
Sing, "La-la-la-la-la-la"
(La-la-la-la-la-la)
La-la-la-la-la-la!
Uh! 1, 2, 3... Yeah!

I'm serious
They don't make 'em like me no more
I'm serious (Are you serious?)
They don't make 'em like me no more
Hoo!

I'm serious
They don't make 'em like me no more
I'm serious (Are you serious?)
They don't make 'em like me no more
Hoo!

I'm serious
To God!

I'm serious
(Ooh, aah...)