There is a baby
With an itchy head
Pour water on it
I'll take a knife so I can
Take a knife for
one
I'm 65
Nobody in my family knows I'm alive
Hey little girl
I would've cut your head off
Hey little girl
So I can
Pour water on him
So I can take a knife
And I will
I'm 99
And I'm impaled 
I wish I could have a million kids
A million girls
I would cut their head off
And I would
Pour water around them
So I can take a knife
With that knife
I could pour
Water around them 
One, two, three, four