It's better to lose on love Than love a loser like me Deliver pizzas in my mom's car I moonlight DJ at the booby bar I play a mean air guitar Pantera karaoke superstar I met my girlfriend on the Internet She's a model, drives a red Corvette I haven't seen her in person yet But she sends me dirty picture texts It's a crazy world And I can't believe my luck I'm like a blind squirrel That somehow finds a nut They say, easy come is easy go And the best things in life are free I hope she can't see… That it's better to lose on love Than love a loser like me She's half-Italian and she's half-Chinese We're needing money at the Chuck E. Cheese Fifty tokens for some skee ball, please I'm raining tickets on them double D's A little pizza and a moonlight swim We're skinny dippin' on a lovers whim I'm not the kind of guy to bag a ten I can't believe I get to meet the twins It's a crazy world And I can't believe my luck I'm like a blind squirrel That somehow found a nut They say, easy come is easy go And the best things in life are free I hope she can't see… That it's better to lose on love Than love a loser like me Yea, it's better to lose on love Than love a loser like me It's getting hot and heavy, I can tell I took her straight to the motel And put my mullet in a ponytail It's a crazy world And I can't believe my luck I'm like a blind squirrel That somehow found a nut They say, easy come is easy go And the best things in life are free I hope she can't see… That it's better to lose on love Than love a loser like me Yea, it's better to lose on love Than love a loser like… She loves a loser like me