I've seen my baby gettin' taken away
I've seen my stuff disappear every day
And if you ask me, "Is that stupidness?"
I'll say no, I could just care less

And if I gave a rat's ass
Then maybe I'd get the girl
But I don't give a shit
So that means that's the end of my fuckin' world

Are you listenin' to this song?
The beat is swingy, but the point is wrong (so wrong)
I'm the mask I am the truth is there
The only thing scary 'bout me is my hair

When I wanna ask a question, and they say
"No, no, no, no, no" (that's five times)
I walk away depressed and sick
Thinkin', "This really blows"

Maybe, if I was aggressive
This wouldn't happen to me
But I don't give a shit
'Cause I don't like to fight, 'cause I'm lazy

I'm so bored
But I don't care (not one bit)
Oh, my Lord
This feeling shouldn't be shared (never should be)
This really sucks
Maybe, I'm fucking crazy
I'll sit here like a duck
And you know I will, 'cause I am (too damn lazy)

I'm too damn lazy
I don't do shit
Please, don't judge me

I'll be honest, I don't really care
I'll skip the truth and go straight to dare
I try to make myself seem so hardcore
But I don't do one goddamn chore

I don't give a damn
I just wanna play [?]
And I don't give a shit, 'cause all I wanna do
Is play with my fucking band

I wanna get up and make some cereal
But I'm too lazy to

Mother, could you...?