You're kind of a piece of shit But I still like you You got Nintendo 64 And 9 lives Wake up in the basement A quarter after 5 And you're a lifeguard That's not a real job Double bubble Gucci flip flops Natural light Gentleman and a scholar No plans on Friday night You're in your mom's house Your bed's a race car I wish that I was somewhere else The reticence you try to sell To your friends You're kind of a piece of shit But I still like you Despite being a piece of shit I still think you're cool Don't get me wrong You're pretty awful But I still like you Static on the TV No signal on the screen You're running out of toothpaste You're drinking Listerine That's a problem You should buy some But the Station Wagon's starting to stall Got roller skates You're cruising down the roads, the streets, the highways They say that not all who wonder are lost But I think you're fucked You're kind of a piece of shit But I still like you Despite being a piece of shit I still think you're cool And I'm kind of a piece of shit But you still like me Despite being a piece of shit You still think I'm cool Don't get me wrong You're pretty awful If it comes out wrong I'm pretty awful Don't get me wrong You're pretty awful But I still like you