How the hell are you
I guess I'm doing fine
Hard to believe it's been
Such a damn long time
So you gotta another bun in the oven
And you're getting an abortion
But all that pressure to get married's
Gone now that your grandma's dead

But you still wanna be somebody
Yeah you're gonna be somebody
Let's get together at the downtown hardee's

Ooo it's been a long time coming
Knowing you around
They shut the sugar factory down and it's all condos now
Ooo it's been a long time coming
Seeing your face
Think the last time I saw you
You were deep in a hole of liquid k

So you're still living outside New York
Hopping around a bunch of spots you can't afford
A bubblegum situation
A hapless provocation
Via candlelit conversation
Another lonely modern layman

But you still wanna meet somebody
Yeah you still wanna be somebody
Let's go rob the hobby lobby
Did you ever figure out where the heart is?

Ooo it's been a long time coming
Seeing you around
So the money ran out but
You get by dancing now
Yeah it's been a long time coming
Knocking at my door
I'm sorry how I left things with ya
Curled up on the bathroom floor

I really could have been a better friend
Even though I really loved you then
I left you just like your daddy did
I really am so sorry, shiv

Losing on an 8 ball
Hanging out at the outlet mall
Auntie Anne's next to the big and tall
Sucking down a 4loco
Jumping naked in the reservoir
Smashing bottles on a brick wall
Can you pick me up on Baltimore?
Yeah I'm outside the Betty Ford

Yeah I'm outside the Betty Ford
Yeah I'm outside the Betty Ford
Yeah I'm outside the Betty Ford
Yeah I'm outside the Betty Ford