A couple young men came to my door today While I was fryin' eggs in my kitchen They looked so sincere with their white shirts and ties As they tried to sell me their religion We talked for a while as my eggs got cold About what their faith believes And they said they were convinced by what they'd been taught That God's an exalted man like you and me Well, though the Book says He's spirit Their hearts refused to hear it They proceeded to tell me He's got hair "Why, in Daniel, God's finger wrote on the wall And His watchful eye is mentioned everywhere." I said, "Take heed to your scriptures until you understand Completely these verses you're pickin' The Psalms say He'll protect us with His feathers and His wings But that don't mean that God's a great big chicken!" I said, "Don't you see, you have missed Just who Jesus Christ says that he is Well, he's the Lord, he's Jehovah He's the I Am like he said And he proved his own divinity When he rose up from the dead He's Messiah, Emmanuel And if that don't pass the test The book of John says he's The Word of God come in the flesh And, well, he's the author of salvation And he leaves no room to guess: He's the alpha, omega, beginning and end He's the first and he's the last So if you're still confused, I've no words left to waste He told us he was God, God, God; Now I calmly rest my case." I went out to the airport, took a ride to LAX I was flying out to Dallas to see my buddy Tex I went up the escalator, my mind at total rest When suddenly dis guy pins a flower to my chest I asked him, "You a Christian?"; he said, "Oh yes, and more But I believe there's many ways of truth we can explore." I said, "Hold on a minute, I have to interrupt If Jesus ain't the only way, this teaching is corrupt." He said, "Now, we believe and teach that when you die You come back in the form of a cow, a bird, or a fly So if you kill an animal, what actually you're seeing Is a murder equal to that of a human being." Well, as anyone can see their "Christian" claims Are totally, without a doubt, phony You can't even go out and, uhhh, eat a Big Mac 'Cause you might be munching on your Uncle Tony! I said, "Don't you see, you have missed Just who Jesus Christ says that he is Well, he's the Lord, he's Jehovah He's the I Am like he said And he proved his own divinity When he rose up from the dead He's Messiah, Emmanuel And if that don't pass the test The book of John says he's The Word of God come in the flesh And, well, he's the author of salvation So he leaves no room to guess: He's the alpha, omega, beginning and end He's the first and he's the last And if you're still confused, just so no one will miss He told us he was God He proved that he was God He taught us he was God, God, God And that's just the way it is."