One peaceful afternoon

I picked up from my mailbox

The strangest looking letter I'd ever seen

A chilling little envelope

Bordered with flying bats and eerie serpents

Whose eyes were tinted green

That letter was addressed to me

So as I opened it, I froze

What I read turned my complexion three shades of blue

It said, "my name is Isaac Horowitz

I'm a male witch, a warlock

And I feel I need to spend some time with you."



Now, as a Christian from a little church

With God's call on my life,

A man of faith and power, with a challenge to grow

I did what any saint would do

In my situation

I tore it up said, "Lord, no way I'm gonna go."

Then gently and methodically the Holy Spirit spoke

And reminded me, we're God's voice to our nation

It's the church's responsibility to witness

So reluctantly I accepted this...

Witch's invitation



He had the house you'd expect

The old english cottage

A nightmare on Elm street special right to the core

The overgrown ivy,

The gate that creaked when opened

Somehow you'd expect Freddy to answer this door

The doorbell rang the hollow gong,

The knob twisted, then opened

Then Isaac stood before me with a grin

His jet black hair and well-trimmed beard

Flowed with his black silk clothes

My skin crawled as he said,

"Please..come on in"



His house was filled

With every occultic symbol you could fathom

Hanging pentagrams and horoscope signs,

A Ouija board and dungeons and dragons game

Set on the table

A crystal ball with an incandescent shine

Then graciously he handed me some steaming herbal tea

It's prescence caused my memory to jog

I thought of every horror flick I'd seen

When I was a kid and thought:

"You drink this stuff, next day you'll be a frog"



Then he led me to a high-backed chair

As he meticulously began to unfold his scenario

With evil patience

I was given a giant leather-bound book

Jammed with newspaper clippings

Thus the reason for this...

Witch's invitation



With eagerness he pointed to each article with pride

He said, 

"I healed this woman through a Babylonian chant

See this man? I cured him 

While performing druid worship

I was paid to curse this man with AIDS, by his aunt"



On and on, page after page,

Delightfully he flaunted each incident for an hour

Without a breath

He said, "do you realize through my understanding of the dark regions that I can make you rich?

Or even curse someone to death?"

I sat literally intimidated 

by the immensity in demon power, 

while his face shown with a Satanic arrogant bliss.

Then placing his hands on the arms of my chair

He said, "what can your God do to compare with this?"



I knew then how Moses felt,

How when his rod turned to a serpent

And the three magicians' did the same.

It's as if you're sitting there

In that stunned moment while your faith gets violated

And all you feel is weak, powerless and lame

I desperately and deeply prayed

Saying, "Jesus give me wisdom

I don't wanna put you through some foolish test."

Then a shaft of light shot through my soul

Lighting my eyes with fire

God stood me up, and I threw the book back in his chest



I said, "Isaac,

I'll not compare God's miracles versus Satan's

The issue's not God's kingdom in Satan's lair,

The real comparison is the condition of your soul

And the condition of mine, 

and you puppet of the devil that I will compare.

My friend, one day they're coming for you

The soft associates in your incantations

The friendly demons you think you now control

The time will come when you'll be lying in bed

Wheezing like a dying animal,

and those spirits lay claim

To the rights they own to your soul.

Then the room will grow dark,

And the most hideous faces  you ever saw

Will come flaming out of the floor with a yell

The vile informants that promised reincarnation

Will claw your spirit and victoriously

Drag your soul to Hell."



Then I grabbed the book and said,

"In that moment,

Which mantra, which incantation you gonna chant

To tell them to leave you alone?

My friend, 

I know beyond a shadow of a doubt what I would say...

I am bought with the blood of Jesus, let me go!"



I said, "Isaac, when you tossed that book in my lap,

You glowed with a sinister victory

You rejoiced when you saw your name in black & white

Now I rejoice, 

But not that your cousel of demons

Are subject to Jesus,

But that my name is written

In the lamb's book of life!"



Then Isaac jumped up from his chair and screamed,

"You must leave now!"

I said, "I will, but one last obligation.

Next time think twice

Before you rumble with a man of God.

And by the way, thanks for your, uh...

Witch's Invitation"