Sad and alone, sad and alone Woe is me toast, I'm so sad and alone Raise a glass high to me, myself and I Sometimes you need time to be sad and alone Well, if you're at home and you're drinking alone A toast to the boozer, the loser you are But hey, it's okay, we all have our dog day Tomorrow's a new day and the booze is not far Sometimes you just need to, you must Drown in your cup of woes Sad and alone, sad and alone Woe is me toast, I'm so sad and alone Raise a glass high to me, myself and I And drink yourself silly A toast to self-pity Sometimes you need time to be sad and alone Whoa, so sad and alone As I drink one sorrow-filled glass One drop falls with a splash Onto the table, what have I become As I lap it up, just like a dog, with my tongue? Sad and alone, sad and alone Woe is me toast, I'm so sad and alone Raise a glass high to me, myself and I And drink yourself silly A toast to self-pity Sometimes you feel shitty Sometimes you need time to be sad and alone Whoa, so sad and alone Whoa, so sad and alone 1, 2, 3 beers, I'm through 4, 5, don't need to drive Is right on the corner, there's no need to cry Sometimes you just need to, you must Drown in your cup of woe Sad and alone, sad and alone Woe is me toast, I'm so sad and alone Raise a glass high to me, myself and I And drink yourself silly A toast to self-pity Sometimes you feel shitty Yeah, real itty bitty So, just sing this here ditty A song for yourself And your selfish self-pity And let's fill to the brim With some woe Cause sometimes you need time to be sad and alone Whoa, so sad and alone Whoa, so sad and alone Whoa, so sad and alone Whoa, so sad and alone...