My friend Ferdinand will, if he can Cross that bridge to a little girl's skirt Hands on which he's a terrible flirt Says it's good, tells me that I should Copy him as much as I can Ride into a dock with only one hand "I know you gotta be kiddin' me No man could ever do that and get away" My, my, my, my, Ferdinand Oh, you're telling lies again, Ferdinand Copin' lay one day Said to me 'Boy, hey! Did you hear what is coming from there?' She was pointing at Ferdinand's hand In walks Ferdinand's room Made she cries and beating her chest I know I got what it takes, but boy! You really got the rest "Oh, no, you gotta be kiddin' me! No more, it's just what I need to fade away" My, my, my, my, Ferdinand Oh, you're still a one-man hand, Ferdinand