All eyes on you When you go downtown One foot on the ground It's all over the news But I'm confused When the stage is mine I remain Invisible to all All eyes on you (Yes, Ma'am!) When you think out loud (Yes, Ma'am!) Hackneyed line (Yes, Ma'am!) All people let loose (Yes, Ma'am!) But I'm confused (Yes, Ma'am!) If I call it out (Yes, Ma'am!) They shut me down (Yes, Ma'am!) No matter what I get screwed (You do!) You bother me You're ahead of me All due to nothing but jealousy You're blame-free Stepping up for me I'm begging the magic - you're bugging me! You bother me (Whoop!) You're ahead of me (Whoop!) How can you be so placid, when you disagree You're fault-free Stepping up for me I'm the hero's sidekick Oui, c'est la vie All eyes on you When you dress real tight Look sharp in the dark Hell, you raise the roof! But I'm confused If I wear no tights Drop that mask Will they call me stooge All eyes on you (Yes, Ma'am!) When you split the crowd (Yes, Ma'am!) Many pals all around (Yes, Ma'am!) They're all over the moon (Yes, Ma'am!) But I'm confused (Yes, Ma'am!) I'm the background guy (Yes, Ma'am!) Lame duck on the side (Yes, Ma'am!) No matter what I get screwed You bother me You're ahead of me All due to nothing but jealousy You're blame-free Stepping up for me I'm begging the magic - you're bugging me! You bother me (Whoop!) You're ahead of me (Whoop!) How can you be so placid, when you disagree You're fault-free Stepping up for me I'm the hero's sidekick Oui, c'est la vie You bother me You're ahead of me All due to nothing but jealousy You're blame-free Stepping up for me I'm begging the magic, you're bugging me! You bother me (Whoop!) You're ahead of me (Whoop!) How can you be so placid, when you disagree You're fault-free Stepping up for me I'm the hero sidekick Oui, c'est la vie