Alright! Whoo And now listen, sirs, one and all Your wrongs you've gotta tell You must confess to the guy in a dress Or you know you're gonna burn in hell And now the court will stand up for the beat Or you'll go down for contempt Would you listen to his fury, people of the jury? Some guy can't pay his rent Ah, ah, just gimme a uniform And I won't be responsible I'll do what the hell they want me to And now see the super run, it's true With a pocketful of fashion news And he's a guy with the most, simply right for the post Don't you step on his blue suede shoes So give me stripes and bowler hats And a briefcase full of porn And nine to five and a lovely wife A dreary life gone wrong Ah, ah, just gimme a uniform And I won't be responsible I'll do what the hell they want me to Gimme a uniform And I won't be responsible I'll do what the hell they want me to So the good men in blue tell me what to do You gotta know he's only fair and square He knows that he's right, but he's outta sight 'Cause when you need a hand, he's never there So read your books, page 41 And don't you start halfway down And there's someone at the back, stop doing that You're acting like a clown Ah, ah, just gimme a uniform And I won't be responsible I'll do what the hell they want me to Gimme a uniform And I won't be responsible I'll do what the hell they want me to Ah, ah, gimme a uniform Ah, ah, gimme a uniform Ah, ah, gimme a uniform Ah, ah, gimme a uniform Ah, ah, just gimme a uniform And I won't be responsible I'll do what the hell they want me to Gimme a uniform And I won't be responsible I'll do what the hell they want me to Alright Hmm, yes, huh Sounds great Whoo