I'm goin' to heaven in a Pontiac
Just can't get there in no Cadillac
I'm goin' to heaven, ain't no turnin' back
Don't need no chariot of gold
Just take me in a Pontiac

I seen the devil in a Coup de ville
Burnin' rubber at the top of the hill
I seen the devil boys
His oil was burnin' black
Like a 2-ton locomotive
Chooglin' down the railroad track

A gang of angels in a red Corvette
Movin' faster than a saber Jet
Chasin' the devil boys
Caught him in a radar trap
They pulled him over to the shoulder
Passed him in my Pontiac (let's ride)

Rich man rolled up in a Mercedes Benz
Saint Peter wouldn't let him pass through the fence
Poor man rolls up in a V-8 Ford
They waved him through so he could thank The Lord

I'm goin' to heaven
Ain't no turnin' back
Don't need no chariot of gold
Take me in a Pontiac

Yea I'm goin' to heaven in a Pontiac
Yea I'm goin' to heaven
Ain't no turning' back
Don't need no chariot of gold
Just take me in a Pontiac

Don't need no chariot of gold
Take me in my Pontiac