I'm goin' to heaven in a Pontiac Just can't get there in no Cadillac I'm goin' to heaven, ain't no turnin' back Don't need no chariot of gold Just take me in a Pontiac I seen the devil in a Coup de ville Burnin' rubber at the top of the hill I seen the devil boys His oil was burnin' black Like a 2-ton locomotive Chooglin' down the railroad track A gang of angels in a red Corvette Movin' faster than a saber Jet Chasin' the devil boys Caught him in a radar trap They pulled him over to the shoulder Passed him in my Pontiac (let's ride) Rich man rolled up in a Mercedes Benz Saint Peter wouldn't let him pass through the fence Poor man rolls up in a V-8 Ford They waved him through so he could thank The Lord I'm goin' to heaven Ain't no turnin' back Don't need no chariot of gold Take me in a Pontiac Yea I'm goin' to heaven in a Pontiac Yea I'm goin' to heaven Ain't no turning' back Don't need no chariot of gold Just take me in a Pontiac Don't need no chariot of gold Take me in my Pontiac