Planet X1-4Z Far from all known galaxies While searching for lifeforms light years from earth My vessel was damaged in a meteor storm Turbulent crash landing How long will I be stranded here? Thick with sticky vegetation the new world is very strange No choice but exploring it further In a distant clearing firelight can now be seen Upon investigation I spot an alien being In disbelief I gaze on it's stunning beauty It's sensual flesh glows green with potent sativa Filled with carnal desire my presence soon becomes known Intense attraction clouds my judgement (Weed googles on) Under the burning sun we two now become one A night of intense love, we could not get enough Disoriented, when I awake the creatures gone I feel agonizing pain coming from my dong In horror I see my prick is now turning green Mutated veins sprouting leaves Aaaaaarrrrggghhh!!!!! The tip of what was my junk begins to ooze with small brown seeds What the hell is happening to me? What's worse it begins spreading roots into my deformed body Screaming for help, the intense pain is overwhelming My corpse is defiled, it is now becoming a nug so vile My corpse is defiled, it is now becoming a nug so vile