Took a walk in the park for a laugh we drank sparkling wine Oh yeah it was dark trees could not be identified The girl you were with did she have you on your knees? I shut my mouth my ears I don't want to hear you please Now you're skipping school going to listen to records Wrapped up in mohair dissing your elders Dip a chocolate finger take a sip from my cup Remember what you're dad said "button your lip" You've got to toughen up for him He's the kind who will do you in I should know that it's no fun You will never be No. 1 No. 1 son God I've tried to help but I think I just hinder Ask a better girl could she ever be kinder Love unlike lightning can strike you twice I don't know much, but here's my advice You've got to toughen up for him He's the kind who will do you in I should know that it's no fun You will never be No. 1 No. 1 son