I think you're sweet And you do everything right Those heartfelt conversations Into the darkness of the night And I swear I've never felt like this About anyone before But there's just one little thing I find so hard to ignore Your dad's a DILF He's absolute filth And you might have his eyes, but you're half the size I prefer how he's built Your dad's a DILF (He's a DILF, he's a DILF) He's like you on stilts (You on stilts, you on stilts) And I can't take anymore, he should get a divorce I can't help how I feel Your dad's a- It's not deep, I want your dad to be my daddy I'll cheer him up on rainy days whenever he's unhappy And I bet if I kissed him, oh, his lips would taste of brandy Can tell that he's a carpenter, a man that's pretty handy and I don't feel bad that I see him when I'm sleeping 'Cause I can feel the tension at the table when we're eating Coming in your house is the highlight of my weekend That's why I'm never leaving, your dad is a DILF (Your dad's a DILF) (He's a DILF, he's a DILF) He's absolute filth (Yeah, he's filth, yeah, he's filth) And you might have his eyes, but you're half the size I prefer how he's built (I prefer how he's built, you know?) Your dad's a DILF (He's a DILF, he's a DILF) He's like you on stilts (You on stilts, you on stilts) And I can't take anymore, he should get a divorce I can't help how I feel Your dad's a DILF Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da Da-da-da-da-da-da, your dad's a DILF (Your dad's a fucking-) Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da (Your dad's a DILF) Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da (Can he be my daddy too, yeah?) Da-da-da-da-da-da, your dad's a- Yes, you are sweet And you've done everything right But I much prefer your dad Even if he's fifty-five And I've tried to hold it in But now I've ran out of luck Now you know your dad is someone That I'd like to f-