When he left I threw out all his stupid clothes Broke my screen to pieces when I threw my phone Guess I went a little crazy I set all his shit on fire And I thought I needed everything a credit card could buy When he left I let all of my weaknesses show Told the world his secrets So now they know, oh oh Then I went a little crazy ‘cause he left me behind And I’m only actin’ crazy 'cause he’s actin’ like he’s fine I guess he was pretty decent when he let me go Except he broke my heart He won because he broke my heart I’m done because he He didn’t just break it He hit it with his car He didn’t just take it He took it way too far When he broke my heart 'Cause he knows that’s the one thing The one thing I can’t afford Oh, oh, oh, oh He ain’t got nothin’ on Keanu Reeves And he’s got a couple crooked, messed up teeth But it was kind of nice how he always rubbed my feet It was kinda nice just watchin’ movies on TV But he ain’t got nothin’ on Keanu Reeves Except he broke my heart He won because he broke my heart I’m done because he He didn’t just break it He hit it with his car He didn’t just take it He took it way too far When he broke my heart 'Cause he knows that’s the one thing The one thing I can’t afford Oh, oh, oh, oh It’s the one thing I can’t afford Oh, oh, oh, oh Can’t seem to find it at any store Oh, oh, oh, oh Once it’s broken you can’t buy more Oh, oh, oh, oh 'Cause that’s the one thing I can’t affo– Broke my heart He won because he broke my heart I’m done because he He didn’t just break it He hit it with his car He didn’t just take it He took it way too far When he broke my heart 'Cause he knows that's the one thing The one thing I can’t afford