Could today have got any worse I've got dog crap in my hair And I think I've been cursed Dog Crap in my hair I tryed to wash it out But my showers bust I wacked my nose on a chair And I think I've been cursed Cursed Cursed from the devil Cursed from the pyramids Cursed from a witch Life is such a bitch My cat pissed in my trainers I went out for a run I thought I was getting sweaty When I knew it wasn't fun Was not funny I locked myself out And saw my oven on I smashed a window to get in My chickens overdone Lost my ticket to a gig Now I'm done Ј50 Slipped up in public People took the mick Dog crap in my hair Showers bust, need to repair Wacked my nose on a chair Pissed in trainers life's unfair