Now, I want all you fine cats and queens That are stashed away to these fine tables Are digging this jive I'm gonna gonna lay on in just a tick I'm gonna spiel to you about a brand new dance That's gonna slide through your conk and kill ya Really knock you out. Do you hear me slidin' my Jip to you? Well get ready to do this dance 'cause it's gonna kill you now First you go on your toes Then you throw out your hands That's the way that it goes The boogie-woogie dance Then you fall off the Then you go into a turn It's so easy to learn The boogie-woogie dance! And then you drag your feet To the old ? beat Then you pull around like this Then you hesitate, you ride from one to eight Yeah! Oh, I know you can't miss Then you walk and you stop Hold it, hold it, hold it right there! And a shuffle or two That's the way that you do The boogie-woogie dance!