When they beware of the stingy lover (Stingy lover) [?] slip on under your covers Trying to be in one city to the other Doing the same thing to unexpected young dames Hey! My name is John you can call me a song bearer Maybe there's a wrong error on your spreadsheet I'm just a Hey! All the ladies love me Doesn't matter whether I'm ugly, I'm the fuckbuddy of the universe (Universe) And I've got the newest verse for the newest dame Yeah! Love, sweet comfort of the flesh And I'm just an emotional wreck and a commotion I calls when I'm in the set Yeah!