It's opening day boys, We all drove out here last night Trail cam been teasing us with an eight point and a nine That buck I passed on last year might even go ten Yeah, you can't eat the antlers but they show do make you grin When I'm in that stand With a Redman chaw inside of my left cheek Talkin' trash 'bout who's gonna be the first to drop fresh meat And I plan all my vacation time around this sacred land 'Cause Life ain't ever more badass than when I'm in this stand When I'm in this stand When I'm sittin' in this stand Seen a couple tree rubs on the north side of this field Praying for some antlers 'cause this crossbow needs a kill And Jimmy just blew up my phone he says he's got one on the ground Ain't nothing like that text come through when you're readin' "Big buck down" When I'm in that stand With a Redman chaw inside of my left cheek Talkin' trash 'bout who's gonna be the first to drop fresh meat And I plan all my vacation time around this sacred land 'Cause Life ain't ever more badass than when I'm in this stand When I'm in this stand When I'm sittin' in this stand I can't believe it But he just walked through those pines He messed up when he turned round And gave me that broadside When I'm in that stand With a Redman chaw inside of my left cheek Talkin' trash 'bout who's gonna be the first to drop fresh meat And I plan all my vacation time around this sacred land 'Cause Life ain't ever more badass than when I'm in this stand When I'm in this stand When I'm sittin' in this stand When I'm sittin' in this stand