Little Johnny can't read, little Johnny can't write Public school hates math and anyone's who's white But the school boards gonna fix everything, it's true They're gonna put tampons in the boy's room (what?) The boy's room, the boy's room Gonna put tampons in the boy's room (what?) The boy's room, the boy's room Gonna put tampons in the boy's room We rank 36 in mathematics Good thing crack pipes are given to addicts Some dude wins the Olympics cause he put on a dress And if you call his ass out, he'll just say he's oppressed Man you can't un-ring the mental illness bell You look around you it's all gone to hell Good thing all our leaders know what to do They're gonna put tampons in the boy's room (what?) The boy's room, the boy's room Gonna put tampons in the boy's room (what?) The boy's room, the boy's room Gonna put tampons in the boy's room (you kidding me?) Your tax dollars hard at work right there Little Johnny still can't read Little Johnny still can't write But he's got strong leaders, right there by his side They'd want a social justice warrior who votes blue When you put tampons in the boy's room (what?) The boy's room, the boy's room Gonna put tampons in the boy's room (what?) The boy's room, the boy's room Gonna put tampons in the boy's room