Last Christmas the North Pole was booming Toys were on all of the shelves Now Santa can't find any workers 'Cause the government's paying his elves So Santa came up with a new plan Since there's not enough toys to go round He'd deliver the toys to the good girls and boys Who's folks didn't vote for this clown He said Democrats don't deserve Christmas Looks like old Santa is pissed Told em Democrats don't deserve Christmas You're all on one big naughty list He wrote "Let's go Brandon" right there on his sleigh He took the red pill and he's comin' your way Singing Democrats don't deserve Christmas gifts Santa heard about gas and inflation And what Biden's planning to do So he hovered right over the White House And let all of his reindeer go poo Santa knows that he'll probably be canceled By Left Wings and those spoiled brats But Santa just tweeted this morning Said, "You snowflakes can all kiss my ass" Because Democrats don't deserve Christmas Looks like old Santa is pissed Told em Democrats don't deserve Christmas You're all on one big naughty list He wrote "Let's go Brandon" right there on his sleigh He took the red pill and he's comin' your way Singing Democrats don't deserve Christmas Democrats don't deserve Christmas Democrats don't deserve Christmas gifts (Now that's a dadgum Christmas classic)