Child support, child support Lord, help me pay my child support Well, when I got married, they said it was forever I should have been smart and said no, not never First the rent came due, then my wife did too The next thing I knew was a brand new father Child support, child support Lord, help me pay my child support You better not act hockey, or they put you in a pokey Lord, help me pay my child support Well-fed directors and bill collectors Repossesses and small claims court Well, it ain't funny when you're going hungry Paying alimony and child support Child support, child support Lord, help me pay my child support You better not stammer, or they put you in a slammer Lord, help me pay my child support Beans and tatters and three kids later Stand in front and center of a divorce court The judge said, "Son, this is an order It's bread and water or child support" Child support, child support Lord, help me pay my child support You better not holler, or they get you by the collar Lord, help me pay my child support Oh, God, send that money Like a letter from the man who said "Buck, you better send that child support and you better send it today "And if you don't send it, say we gonna come and get you "So you better send it or else" And I didn't know what else was So I went out to find some money since They said, "Send some more"