I'm a big game hunter and a sure enough gunner And I ain't got time for you Well, I ain't got time to mow the lawn Or fix the roof where the rain pours in And your suggestion is out of the question That I go paint the fence 'Cause the Green Bay Packers are warming up So could you turn it on to channel two 'Cause I'm a big game hunter and a sure enough gunner And I ain't got time for you Well, there ain't gonna be no Batman and Robin Take the place of the NFL And for all I care old Archie Bunker Can go right straight to Well, what's that you say, you made me miss the play No, we're not gonna watch cartoons 'Cause I'm a big game hunter and a sure enough gunner And I ain't got time for you 'Cause there's a Rose Bowl Hula Bowl, Cotton Bowl, Sugar Bowl Beach Bowl, Gator Bowl Orange Bowl, Super Bowl I'm just a big game hunter And I ain't got time for you Well, I ain't gonna have time to fix the gate I'm a leaving that up to you And on your way to get the hammer and the nails Could you bring me another brew Well, you're looking good and I think I would Maybe steal a little kiss or two Yeah, the Big Game Hunter's gonna take time out And take a little time with you After the Rose Bowl Hula Bowl, Cotton Bowl, Sugar Bowl Beach Bowl, Gator Bowl Orange Bowl, Super Bowl I'm just a big game hunter And I ain't got time for you I'm a big game hunter and a sure enough gunner And I ain't got time for you