don't wanna be no superstar 
don't wanna be no jon bon jovi 
i only wore my leathers once 
but i was drunk..... 
and that's another story 
don't wanna go on mtv 
i don't wanna be another rock singer 
but i'll take that limosine 
and diamond rings to put on every finger! 

don't wanna be no washed p hippy 
don't wanna be a butt-sucking sellout 
after every tour, i'm in betty ford 
hangin' with the guys 
and tryin' to get the hell out 
don't wanna be no metal hero 
don't wanna have a laser light show 
and when i've gone as far as i can go 
i'll quit the band and go solo! 

don't wanna be no jon bon jovi 
grow my hair down to my buttcheeks 
don't wanna be no jon bon jovi 
wearing leather pants on mtv.....