Beats me down by the pool, sweet Suzy, summer's gone
I know, but the wind is warm
"Paradise," exclaimed my koozie
To her swallow dive in perfect form

I knew, I knew it'd kill me
But, Sue, I didn't think it'd hurt so bad
You flew the coop and left me
Talking to my hands

Elmo's fuel, up on FM 20
"I bet my '84 could beat your 2010"
"Stud horse draw, let's flip a penny Hunter
Heads you lose, and tails I win"

But I knew, I knew it'd kill me
But, Sue, I didn't think it'd hurt so bad
You flew the coop and left me
Talking to my hands

I knew, I knew it'd kill me
But, Sue, I didn't think it'd hurt so bad
You flew the coop and left me
Talking to my hands

Cross my heart and hope to gravy
Baby, loving you is a funeral band