Tail wagging for the fat and burnt ends Why Sam? What happened? You back-stabbing, two-timing, snake-eyed con-man You said you were my best friend Last laughing with a strong tailwind Five miles gone before you noticed Roll in the blood of a turtle dove Make my home in the snowdrifts You said you were my best friend Two years' time The ink runs down the missing signs Throw my bone in the garbage I'll be chasing the sun, the moon better run And pay no mind to the harvest You said you were my best friend