Life of the party, couldn't hardly keep a bottle on the shelf Broke one too many hearts, leave 'em crying every time I left Got two too many "go to hells" to go anywhere else Can't help myself I made the mascara smear and the lipstick melt Devil was the dealer, jack of hearts was dealt Can't nothing numb the pain or the shame I've felt I can't help myself Ain't nothing like the sound of my baby crying down the hall If I had to leave one, don't you know I had to leave them all Never takes too long for this trainwreck to derail I can't help myself Cause I made the mascara smear and the lipstick melt Devil was the dealer, jack of hearts dealt I keep running from nothing till there's nothing left Cause I can't help myself If I was left to roam on this lonely road I'd be hell bound and the good Lord knows I can't take the glory for the stories I could tell I can't help myself Cause I made the mascara smear and the lipstick melt Devil was the dealer, jack of hearts was dealt Can't nothing numb the pain or the shame I've felt I can't help myself I can't help myself I can't help myself Life of the party, couldn't hardly keep a bottle on the shelf Broke one too many hearts, leave 'em crying every time I left