Have yourself committed Each and every day I said, Get yourself acquitted For the crime you've yet to pay 'Cause the Judge has found you guilty And you're sure to do the time So have yourself committed now Or be dyin' for the crime, oh yeah, yeah, yeah, boom be doo be doo We'll have fun, we'll have a real good time You just wait and see You and me for all eternity If you just turn your life over to me Yeah, oo yeah! So I said, Have yourself committed Each and every day Get yourself acquitted For the crime you've yet to pay 'Cause the Judge has found you guilty And you're sure to do the time So have yourself committed now Or be dyin' for the crime Don't you want a guarantee that everything is gonna be alright? Well, don't let any lawyer fool ya, it's gonna be any uphill fight Still, the Judge has made a way for you to get off clean, scot free, yeah And all you have to do is have yourself committed, Trust in, cling to and rely on me Oh yeah,! Whoa, ah ha ha ha! Yeah, that's right! Whoo! Alright! We'll have fun, we'll have a real good time You just wait and see You and me for all eternity If you just turn your life over to me, yeah, ooh, yeah (Have yourself committed Don't you know you gotta have yourself committed) That's what they said... Ha ha ha! (Have yourself committed) I don't believe it! Whoa! (Don't you know you gotta have yourself committed) Oh, have yourself committed now, oh That's all!