C F Have you ever seen a one trick pony in the field so happy and freeC G If you've ever seen a one trick pony then you've seen meC F Have you ever seen a one-legged dog making its way down the streetC G If you've ever seen a one-legged dog then you've seen meF C Then you've seen me, I come and stand at every doorF C Then you've seen me, I always leave with less than I had beforeF C Ami Then you've seen me, bet I can make you smile when the blood, it hits the floorG F Ami Tell me, fan, can you ask for anything moreG F C Tell me can you ask for anything more Have you ever seen a scarecrow filled with nothing but dust and wheat If you've ever seen that scarecrow then you've seen me Have you ever seen a one-armed man punching at nothing but the breeze If you've ever seen a one-armed man then you've seen me Then you've seen me, I come and stand at every door Then you've seen me, I always leave with less than I had before Then you've seen me, bet I can make you smile when the blood, it hits the floor Tell me, fan, can you ask for anything more Tell me can you ask for anything moreF C These things that have comforted me, I drive awayF C This place that is my home I cannot stayF C Ami My only faith's in the broken bones and bruises I display Have you ever seen a one-legged man trying to dance his way free If you've ever seen a one-legged man then you've seen me