It was a big Boston wedding with much panache and style 
In a sea of pink dresses, flash cubes and fake smiles 

The cake was so sweet, the champagne so strong 
Not a single soul noticed you were emotionally gone 

Beside a mountain of presents the band blew off some steam 
The men wrecked the car with beer cans and whipped cream 

You didn't need no rehearsal to look just like yo belong 
Pretendin' only comes natural, when you're emotionally gone 

Lay your big brown eyes on that flyin' bouquet 
Darlin' who wouldn't want to be bride for a day 
And who wouldn't want a friend who knows they are 
There was no way to tell, he'd never take you that far 

The clean-up crew came and went in less than an hour 
They rolled up the tent filled the trach bag with flowers 
Now there's a thank you card floatin' towards the great beyond 
Nobody knows where to reach you when you're emotionally gone 

You're emotionally gone