Telly Man, standin' on a band stand, grand standin' Bendin' and bangin' them strings Eye-candy shakin' on the dance floor Sayin', "Play me one more", makin' a scene Cowboy camped on a bar stool Shootin' double whiskey with a longneck back And Billy with a pool cue, staring down an eight ball Lookin' at Kelly with a rack Out in the country, back roads and one-horse towns We saw fiddles, play our guitars loud We talk the talk, and walk the walk To the Honky Tonk Stomp Yeah, pickups in the parking lot Rockin' like a jukebox, jumpin' in the July air Cooler in the tool box, drinkin' every last drop Won't let you take it in there Whiskey high, two dudes stumblin' out the back door Bouncers help 'em take it outside Through the fussin' and the cussin' and the shovin' and the pushin' Well, there really ain't much of a fight Out in the country, back roads and one-horse towns We saw fiddles, play our guitars loud We talk the talk, and walk the walk To the Honky Tonk Stomp Out in the country, back roads and one-horse towns We saw fiddles, play our guitars loud We talk the talk, and walk the walk To the Honky Tonk Stomp