When I look into her big brown eyes 
I can't help but stroke her hair 
When she sits up in my lap 
All my problems I can air 
She whimpers when I stroke her spine 
And I know she's feeling fine 
The way that she looks at me 
Lets me know that she's all mine 

As she lays back and I gaze into her eyes 
And I think about the missus 
And I think about the lies 
What would I do if she found out about us two 
Would I run away through parks and through the woodlands 
And start afresh with you 
Start afresh with you 

She growls at me when she wants more 
And we play into the night 
She likes it when we use toys 
But makes sure I do it right 
There's so many others out there 
But it just wouldn't seem right 
To let her know I, I tickle on her tummy 
And I hold her really tight 

As she lays back and I gaze into her eyes 
And I think about the missus 
And I think about the lies 
What would I do if she found out about us two 
Would I run away through parks and through the woodlands 
And start afresh with you 

*Whistles* 

I hear a key turn in the door 
And it looks like we've been caught 
Come on girl I'll get your lead 
It's time we took you for a walk 

*Whistles*