You see him in the anchor 
On most days but every night 
On the weller or playing darts 
You see his game is really tight 

Lesley don't you know 
There's more than your little town 
There's a big big world to see 
But you're so scared to leave 

Lesley Parlafitt 
Lesley Parlafitt 

About as right as you can get 
And no he's not afraid of it 
He'll put you right on immigrants 
And Blunkett let's have Parlafitt 

Lesley don't you know 
There's more than your little town 
There's a big big world to see 
But you're so scared to leave 

He was born in '83 
And this town he'll never leave 
Question he smiles that smile 
Question on a Saturday night 
Especially if he starts a fight 

Ah-sha-la-la-la-la-la-la 
Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la 
Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la 
Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la 
Sha-la-la-la-la-la-la 

Lesley don't you know 
There's more than your little town 
There's a big big world to see 
But you're so scared to leave 

Lesley Parlafitt 
Lesley Parlafitt